The Mortal Path

Boo! Did we scare you? Oh no! We're sorry! Oops! We won't do that again, promise. Can we offer you an egg in these trying times? And by egg, we mean of course an episode of wondrous out-takes, bloopers, and silliness that didn't make the final cut. With more inane quips and general weirdness than you can quantify, we hope you enjoy the fifth instalment of this very silly thing we do for a very silly show. Thank you for all your love and support!

Welcome one and all to a very special two part episode of our play through of The Junkyard, written by Matthew Guzdial for the #sadmechjam.

Join Pidgeon, Kosmic, and Re:þ as we dig through a graveyard of mech parts, searching for greater meaning and building something bigger than ourselves in the process...

See also: Kitty no laughing!, oh come on, delete those tits, it does NOT look like a dick!, rangry, and we're gonna find adventure in the-- AUGH!

[You can find The Junkyard on itch.io https://mguzdial.itch.io/the-junkyard and follow Matthew on Twitter @Matthewguz]

Once more we open the door to Tenbren, the palace, and Euseevius' heart. Join Taro, Nat, and Nerium as friendships on all sides are forged stronger than ever, deals are done, rewards are earned, and deaths are plotted. It's like Macbeth meets Basil Fawlty up in here, and it's only getting more intricate...

See also: Angry naps, you also have a memory, fashion WAS subjective, ooHHhh nooo, Gary's got a very good sword, the lanyard, and I hit it with a fork.

Join us as we step once more into the streets of Tenbren with Natalia, Nerium, and Taro. In a city with the main rule being "don't do a crime", we gear up for the heist of the century and break into the sacred Eternal Labrys. But there are others still pulling the strings behind the curtains, and two new faces step in to join the conversation...

See also: nap-time vapors, don't worry about it, do your research, speral stycase, a key-hole peek, Barry Hotter, and the cat's out of the bag.

Once more we delve into Tenbren, fraught with tension, royal welcomes, and a bunch of students who don't really know what they're doing. Join Natalia, Nerium, and Taro as they navigate the turbulent waters of this city, forging new friendships and staying away from Queen Euseevius' watchful eyes...

See also: extended metaphors, Mathgrinder, Furries! Have! Skin!, All women are queens Anakin, and do you know about the Cloud?

Join Gary and Yubi on a super special one-shot where we play the incredible 'There is No Way Out of this Area' by C. Leary! We present, for your listening pleasure, two striking tales of gladiatorial combat, spanning eons and planets. Stories become legends, but the Arena is always waiting for fresh blood...

See also: Lightweight, fuck the others, don't touch my gems, I'm fucking huge, why are you laughing at my primordial anaconda, and the Shitinous Reserve.

(You can purchase this highly recommended game here: https://corvidcall.itch.io/there-is-no-way-out-of-this-arena and follow corv here: https://twitter.com/corvidcall)

This week we dive straight into the scintillating action, making difficult decisions right off the bat as Taro is faced with some of the most important  series of choices he's ever had to make on this show. With Nerium still in the hands of Queen Euseevius, can Natalia bargain for her freedom, and strike a deal of her own with the blood-thirsty ruler of Tenbren? With our three "heroes" starting to make waves in the city, something else stirs...

See also: is there a cupboard, this is getting extremely twinky, oh hell yeah, there are not BISTROS on the Jackal Run, and Quillberry Queith.

The first chapter of An Indefinite Inheritance comes to a conclusion as our party completes their journey across Alfallen. New flames ignite while others burn out, and new powers manifest themselves. 

 

See also: Bulge senses tingling, what’s a supervillain? Lie! AND THEN!!!! brain flatmates, let’s roll 2 cubes and find out, *SnRRRt*.

Join us as we dig deeper into the workings of Tenbren, courting danger at every turn. Our three "heroes" are split across the city and some are in more peril than others. Can Taro, Natalia, and Nerium stick together, or will the politics of this city start to tear them apart...

See also: What was that?, cracking, Findex erasure, they saw you coming, purity wank, and not a boneologist.

Our party’s journey through the plains of Alfallen continues as the caravan begins to come apart at the seams. Halbane visits the town of Greenfist, Bulge dispenses justice and Sigrun gains an unwanted travelling companion.

See also: Try not to get killed, Go on the Apex! The flippin’ train, pancake time, and, make up your own girlfriend.