1) New Faces in Old Places [Legacy of Heroism]

June 3rd, 2020

Welcome one and all to the very first episode of our Legacy of Heroism arc! We use the Quest system (https://www.adventure.game/) to revisit the exciting city of Tenbren. With brand new music by the fantastic Rachel Graff (available on her bandcamp: https://rachelgraffcomposer.bandcamp.com/album/the-legacy-of-heroism) to delight your senses, allow Gary to whisk you back to other worlds, guiding Yubi, ed, and Kitty through danger and mystery as we delve into what it means to be a hero...

See also: A mixed result, I know how to say that word, it's not a Naruto, could people get their fucking anime references right?, and my flaw is Megalovania.

The Mortal Path supports the Black Lives Matter movement. We believe that police brutality and the institutionalised racism present in the policing systems in both the USA and the UK must change, and that justice must be sought. We heartily encourage you to check out the following link for ways in which you can donate, sign petitions, support for free, and uplift black organisations: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

58) The Giant Woman Falls

May 27th, 2020

Welcome one and all to the latest episode of our jolly adventures! Join us as we once more cause a ruckus and find ourselves facing threats of all kinds. The fight rages on as Nat and Nerium face the guards, Taro maybe went to hell with Halloumi Mint for a hot minute, and it seems like someone might have ratted out our trio...

See also: A little throwback, piss indeed, no I'm good bro, oh no ed, I think we went to hell, S/O to Jezza, Big Jeremennie, and the Meat Puppeteer.

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[Trailer] The Legacy of Heroism

May 20th, 2020

Greetings, friends. Join us round the fire. Huddle in closer and listen to Yosen, and the tale of Tenbren...


[The Legacy of Heroism begins on 3rd of June 2020 as our next side arc to accompany the main campaign, and uses the Quest system. More info to follow in the first released episode.]

57) Trouble

May 13th, 2020

We're back at it again at the Squeaky Cheese, friends! Our three heroes face a new danger due to some inter-party snooping, and their meeting with the esteemed Neutral Jing is cut short by the tolling of a bell. Trouble comes knocking, and Natalia, Nerium, and Taro find themselves in a spot of bother...

See also: Blady Blebla, lunch o' clock, cross the i and dot the t, if things go to pooty-poot, my giant wife is here, squeak squeak motherfucker, and what are you?

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56) Curiosity

April 29th, 2020

Once more we leap into the fray of our newest episode! Join our friends Taro (well, not really Taro...), Natalia, and Nerium as they speak with Neutral Jing, head-hunter extraordinaire with a surprising connection to one of the Blood Chuggers. We talk devious plots and eerie mysteries, and when Nerium digs a little too deep, she uncovers a secret which could mean the end of everything...

See also: I would never make fun of your voices, put your headphones back on, your water rate's gone up, mind sync, I need to read the rules, and WHAAAAAAT??????

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55) Lace and Lessons

April 15th, 2020

Welcome one and all to the latest episode in our merry, marvellous tale! Join us as our three heroes, armed to the teeth with plunder beyond their wildest dreams, begin to work out how in the hell they're going to shift this stuff. Deals are made, lace is traded, and lessons are learned. But with their promise to Philomira Brooke and Pelleth, Nat, Nerium, and Taro decide to head to the Squeaking Cheese to meet with the mysterious Neutral Jing...

See also: Least favourite word, the worst intro we've ever done, you're in a cave, Bunch O' Buttons, pant-trees, and how much is that swordy.

54) Beneath the Bones

April 1st, 2020

[CONTENT WARNING: Description of a body from 14:15 to 18:30, in line with previous content on show.]

Welcome back on this merry Wednesday! What better to chase away those mid-week blues than an episode of merry japes, mispronunciations, and thrilling twists! Join Natalia, Taro, and Nerium as they continue to explore the mysterious smuggler's cave, and come across several new and very intriguing pieces of information...

See also: Who's Gary?, smoke and what?, you seem to know too much about this, if you had one message, known gnomes, and we quit Steam.

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53) Treasure

March 19th, 2020

We're here! We're back! We're a day late because whoops! But don't worry, we have a slightly-longer-than-normal episode with which we hope to appease you! Join our merry trio as we get stuck into some serious shenanigans! Taro and Nerium scheme and bond on their way to Nat's location, hidden away in the Singing Skull's smuggling caves on the outskirts of Cindarion. But don't worry, she's definitely cleared all the traps, and now there's only treasure beyond the Blood Chugger's wildest dreams to claim! Right...? 

See also: Sea Walter, not a morning person, I'm showing vulnerability, slow traps, mould earth, a hoard of anime, and book crime.

(Don't forget to check out https://thesecretcatshop.co.uk/ and use the code TheMortalPath10 for 10% off, and come join us on our discord: https://discord.gg/atQDxaq ! We also want to recommend checking out Rachel Graff's bandcamp https://rachelgraffcomposer.bandcamp.com/ as on 20/03/2020, bandcamp is giving 100% of proceeds of sales to the composers! All the music she's written for The Mortal Path is available there, so check it out and grab some sweet tunes!)

52) Reflections

March 4th, 2020

The year marches ever on and here we are again, humbly presenting you with a finely crafted hour of entertainment and Quality Content. Join us as our three "heroes" navigate what it means to be a team, confronting old fears and beliefs, as well as reflecting on the bonds and friendships strengthening them, and confronting some unpleasant memories from the past. Oh, and Nat does some sick stunts...

See also: I'm very careful with the cloak, don't worry about it Yubes, 13 Cantrip Nat, intell-ajacent, fuck D&D, and wait - you're getting dice rolls?

51) Old Flames, New Sparks

February 19th, 2020

There's something in the air tonight, friends. Maybe it's because we recorded this on Valentine's day, or maybe we're just using that as an excuse, but either way this episode is full of thrills, chills, and anticipation a-plenty! With the whole of Hopewell's Upper Circle on high alert for a mysterious magic user with a 15ft vertical leap, Natalia lays low (badum tsh) while Nerium and Taro meet old friends and make new acquaintances...

See also: Long bones, you have two stats, Jason Gerudo, this is character development! Finally!, WINK WONK, tasteful cream, and oh it's a scam!

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