47) Missed Connections

December 11th, 2019

Season 3 is in full swing as our merry trio settle themselves in The Laughing Cat. Nerium still has pieces of her old life to pick up, as well as more messages from Melvyn detailing all he's done to find her. Taro and Nat head out into Hopewell and to the library, determined to start to unravel the mysteries they've been unceremoniously dropped into, and Findex is put on the spot to prove his worth. But during an evening of good drink and food, their night is disrupted and soured by an old 'acquaintance' of Nerium...

See also: That sounds weirdly familiar, Jary Jems, which is the most true?, I intimidate the book, and dump-dump-dump-dump-dump.

46) To Hopewell

November 27th, 2019

Welcome one and welcome all to the very first episode of season 3! Wahoo! Wahey! It's a party and you're all invited! Join our three "heroes" with our favourite anxious lizardman as we crash back onto Alfallen. We're stronger, we're smarter, and we're infinitely more fed up with Gods, magic, and it all not being as it should. They may be back, but it seems everything has changed drastically in the meantime...

See also: Our gamer tags, grime-ing, I will fucking punch you Gary, a low corn campaign, this is Taako, and I hope he's paying you well.

Season 2 Recap

November 25th, 2019

As we gear up for Season 3 of our main campaign, take a moment to remind yourself of what's gone on in Tenbren! 

Of course many delectable and delightful moments have been omitted or forgotten by yours truly, but if you need a quick reminder of What The Heck Even Happened, this one's for you.


1) Gobblin’ Grub: Hopewell Edition

November 15th, 2019

Join us as we storm the innocent streets of Hopewell, terrifying and thrilling the inhabitants with our cunning business skills and invigorating Goblin-ness. Three new heroes, three new foes go toe to toe as we face the showdown of the century. Food, sanitation, and more puns than you can shake a breadstick at lurk in this deeply weird and wonderful episode...

See also: Gary's Unlimited Power, u b knasty, Cookin' and Truckin', I was due to start a sentence, The Shriek, HoNk :0), and I slide my croc seductively across the counter.

[You can find Gobblin' Grub here: https://rocketorca.itch.io/gobblin-grub and follow Amber Marie here: https://twitter.com/rocketorca]

1) Shelter (The Steps of the Prophet)

October 30th, 2019

Hello and welcome to a very special episode, brought to you by the wondrous ed and Gary! We play The Steps of the Prophet and build a society in Alfallen, trading questions and concepts before turning to the cards for the fate of our settlement...

See also: Dash not Dart, we aren't cultured people, fuck that answer!, I refuse to play in this space, let's keep this land boneless, Build-A-Bottom Workshop, now that's what I call corruption, and One Of Us.

[The Steps of the Prophet is a game written by Charlie Dart (https://twitter.com/Charlie_Dart) and you can find it here: https://charlie-dart.itch.io/the-steps-of-the-prophet]
[You can vote in the Audio Verse awards here: https://audioverseawards.net/vote/]
[And you can join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/9x9D4vX]

45) Under Cold Water

October 16th, 2019

Well here we are again, dear friends. Wednesday is upon us, and with it a new episode and the scintillating thrill of a season finale. Join us as Taro, Nerium, and Natalia travel down into the Nightmare Lake, and down even further to face what lurks beneath, or above, or in between. Games are played, promises kept, and once more our three "heroes" plunge toward the unknown...

See also: A dry passage, the final bounce, is it an iPad, Dank-arill, 3 tricks your rhrino will love, sure would be great if we knew that, and the WOOP bit.

[Please vote for us in the Audio Verse Awards here: https://www.surveygizmo.com/s3/5255245/2019-Voting-Ballot and please check out our friends Queer Dungeoneers at: http://queerdungeoneers.podbean.com/)

44) On Nightmare Shores

October 2nd, 2019

We're back on our spooky BS, friends! Our three "heroes" venture down toward the nightmare lake, but OSHA isn't in their favour. Some quick spell-casting saves Natalia, Nerium, and Taro from an unpleasant end, but while they might have found some answers to their questions more quickly arise when a body is discovered. With old hopes dashed, our trio must be brave and step out into the unknown...

See also: Pray to OSHA, if there's a key..., not a Bop-It, use Amulet on Orb, I have a job now, Kingdom Hearts IV, and oh fuck off!

2) Over Broken Earth [The Junkyard]

September 20th, 2019

Welcome once more to our play through of The Junkyard, written by Matthew Guzdial for the #sadmechjam. Once more we descend into the dangerous Junkyard with our friends Pigeon, Kosmic, and Re:þ as we discover new mech parts, and what it means to be very small in a big world. Fortune doesn't seem to be on our sides, and our fates entwine - some good, some bad...

[Content / Trigger warnings: alcoholic parent, major character death.]

See also: I promise I'm not cheating, transformer porn, pidGEON, Re:þ's gonna punch God, Junji Ito Bullshit, a Taro reading, and you're gonna make me cry!

[You can find The Junkyard on itch.io https://mguzdial.itch.io/the-junkyard and follow Matthew on Twitter @Matthewguz]

43) The Call of Shah

September 18th, 2019

The dust is settling in Tenbren, and we leave the political factions to duke it out and catch up with the main trio. What daring exploits, what thrilling adventures have they been on? Saving lives, helping people, settling moral quandaries, and... making crepes? But Tenbren isn't done with Natalia, Nerium, or Taro yet, and once more mystery and something spooky calls...

See also: A nice cold tomb, divine stick-n-poke, Kwazy Kwepes, milkless corn, stinkholes, taking it the wrong way, and Mark!!!

[Also join our discord here: https://discord.gg/e5h5WkM]

42) Politics

September 4th, 2019

Welcome dear friends as we play an exciting, brand new, one of a kind game written by our one and only Gary! Join us as we each take on a Tenbren faction and pit The Firebrands, Hoi and the Polloi, The Cloud Gurus (Resurgent), and more against each other in this exciting, fast-paced game of luck, back-stabbing, conniving, maths, and those sweet d8s we all know and love. Who will win? Who will lose? And what will it cost Tenbren to once more have stability?

See also: 3 toots 1 horn, leave half an inch for God, we're gonna hot-box the church, my assets are ready, I will claw this canon back, and YEAH FUCK YOU!

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