The Mortal Path

Surprise! Like Saint Nick clambering up from the sooty chute of the chimney, so too does this episode lurch its way towards the light from the dark depths of Yubi's laptop. With more jokes than you can shake your sack at and a lot of technical whoopsie-daisies, we hope you enjoy All EDited Out Vol IV, our humble gift to you this Christmas and New Year. Thank you for your love and support, and here's to a wonderful 2019 together!

After having ran, bonded, and battled through their connected subconsciousness, our three "heroes" come face to face with Axen back where it all began. With Findex injured and the aftermath of Axen's eternal hunger strewn around this once great place of magic and learning, Natalia, Nerium, and Taro must save themselves, let alone their new friend, from the ravenous demon...

See also: bad therapy hour, snat, when you eat people they die, how do you like THEM lair actions, button number 2, button number 3, return of the milk, and no no no no no no!

After a slightly tumultuous trip through the forest our ever concerning friends make it to the lingerer settlement at Ashpit, but things there are worse than they might have anticipated. Sigrun sings a song, Ludicrous comes up with a plan, and Halbane contemplates setting the whole place on fire.

 

See also: Lingerer picnics, bad bedtime etiquette, fire safety, getting higher in the credits, gas from the gods, original religious imagery do not steal.

[TW / CW: References to burning people alive, References to starvation.]

Join Natalia, Nerium, and Taro as we (mostly) stand our ground and spill some blood on the streets of Morganfields. But there's something strange in this neighbourhood, and Axen's influence is seeping in through the cracks. With Findex's well-being at stake, can our three "heroes" battle their way back to their new friend and stop the demon's rampage before it takes another life...

See also: Shords, the finger blasters, which Danny DeVito, the what-o-matic?, editing is my passion, down into the mess, The Archers, and door number all.

Once more our three "heroes" must put their heads together and find a solution to the strange situation they're in. But with various members suffering various afflictions, teamwork and trust is paramount. Time is running out, and though the connection between them and wherever Findex is is strengthening along with their friendship, Natalia, Nerium, and Taro must ready themselves for conflict...

See also: sword out, one hug is the deepest, Taro's gun, palm hearts, do they have numbers on, the sofa trap, climbing the ranks, and not a sex puzzle.

(Also we forgot to mention it ENTIRELY including in the middle bit, but they're no longer their child-selves! They're back to body normality.)

Join our plucky and unlucky trio as they delve into the darkness of the unknown in a world that's similar but different from what they remember. Taro, Natalia, and Nerium battle to stay together and navigate their way through this nightmare scenario to find Findex, and hopefully rescue him from the clutches of Kaishu. But with time of the essence our "heroes" must face the demons from their pasts, and the literal demon in their present...

See also: Risking books, can you read?, shut the fuck up, Kitty died, clumsy hugs, a bit gammon, oh no, the prod-zone, and the power of love.

Welcome back to Alfallen’s storied past as our dubiously named friends begin to dig into the mysteries surrounding “Sustain” and the ever-evasive Toronto Avarice. With a quick diversion for a few rounds of “The Midlen Game”, Ludicrous, Sigrun and Halbane make their way towards the settlement of Ashpit, but peril awaits on the road…

See also: Seven sided septagons, what here is evil?, the full feeling, exuberant pulls, long-form Christopher, bear forgetting, reverse homer gif and a smell of tuna.

[TW / CW: References to amputation, Discrimination/bigotry, gore.]

Join us once more on our wild romp through wilder times on our beloved Alfallen! After dealing with Halbane's sudden assailant, our three adventurers enter the town of Midlen. With mostly friendly residents and mystery at its heart, what is "Sustain", and who is its keeper? War is on the horizon and Ludicrous, Sigrun, and Halbane must delve deeper to uncover the truth here...

See also: Sorry armadillos, lovely tents, what fuels the flames of your desire?, do a violence, voice troubles, renfaire ryanair, pain noise, and the taint.

[TW / CW: References to starvation, Discrimination/bigotry, Amputation.]

As two glowing eyes watch our merry "heroes" in the darkness tough decisions are made, tougher questions asked, and suspicions rise - all without the slightest hint of any subtlety. Confronted with missing items and increasingly cranky "adults", several are pushed to their limits as Nerium, Natalia, Taro, and Findex try to find rest within the Archocrypt. But when tempers flare and parenting goes awry, things go downhill very, very quickly...

See also: sock him one, new bone who dis, take a whiff, rats, it's not number 4, rage sleeping, constitution saving throws, rimbo, and NOOOOOO!

Like a ghoulish specter clambering from its musty tomb deep inside Yubi's laptop, we once more present a titillating and thrilling episode of goofs, jokes, and general tom-foolery for your entertainment. All EDited Out Vol III is here to kick ass, take names, and show just how ridiculous we are before the magic of editing saves our souls. Enjoy.